The trailer for & # 39; CRYPTO & # 39; has just fallen and the cryptocurrency is good now

   2019-03-12 23:03

With all the exit scams, crazy meat obsessions, and the Kantantan fan-boy culture, the world of cryptocurrency is quite a drag. And that without touching the current and persistent bear market.

But all that has changed, residents of the Internet. Cryptocurrency is good now, and we owe it to the trailer for the upcoming action movie featuring crypto themes that shows no one other than Snake Plissken himself. Say hello to CRYPTO the film, which, like its eponymous theme, contains a series of idiots fighting over bullshit and terrible safety practices.



The trailer for the movie, which featured a decrepit Kurt Russell, appeared on the Internet on March 11, and oh man made our blood flow. Go ahead and take a look. Good, wait.

Breathtaking, right? Have you taken a moment to bathe in the reflected glory of Luke Hemsworth and Alexis Bledel? Yes? Good, let’s move on.

The story, as it seems to be one, follows a trip by the anti-money laundering expert to the small town of America and a subsequent encounter with the Russian mob. But leave that aside for a moment and focus on the accuracy of the matter.

 It can only go up.

It can only go up.

Image: screenshot / “crypto”

From the amazing file tagging system (Hello “KICKBACKS”) to the apparent Coinbase knockoff DELTA COIN lists Bitcoin cash at $ 983.74 (where, LOL), CRYPTO proves that true cryptocurrency magic occurs on the big screen.

 I take

I’ll take “Separate Blockchain” please.

Image: screenshot / “crypto”

Of course, no crypto-thriller would be complete without a series of ones and zeros. On a character’s computer flashing to indicate a hack. But you do not have to worry, because CRYPTO has that too.

 Oh no! A HACKER ATTACK!

Oh no! A HACKER ATTACK!

Image: screenshot / “crypto”

If one of the trailers makes it clear that CRYPTO the movie will never let you down, unlike the actual cryptocurrency. So pick up the third mortgage for your house and buy tickets now. It will be absolutely worth it, and that is a guarantee. And if we’re wrong, John McAfee will eat his own dick on television .

The film will be screened in selected cinemas on April 12 and will also be available on request. We can hardly wait.


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